Pre-wash

This is able-bodied Holly, who recently began helping us with the dishwashing chores by doing the "pre-wash" on the dog dishes.  Holly slips into the dog room, picks up the dishes still in crates with her mouth, brings them out, sets them down, and then methodically licks them clean.  This is not to be confused with Widget's mining, in which she is in single-minded pursuit of edible treasure.  To Widget, licking bowls doesn't seem particularly rewarding or worth her time.  To Holly, it's a divine task. 

Notice that while Holly could lay the bowl down on the wood floor, she's choosing to put it on the dog bed instead:

And then she settles in for a thorough licking:

She has, in this case, picked up Travis' bowl, which is usually still pretty covered with the leftovers from his liquid slurpy dinner.  Yum.

It turns out I did post Holly's story on the blog way back in January 2007 here.  What I didn't say in that post was that Holly had come to us in 2006 as a semi-feral stray along with her brother, who looked exactly like her.  We had named him Buddy (get it?  Buddy Holly?), and a few months after they arrived, we "traded" Buddy to a local Montana shelter that had asked us to take an older blind dog named Bud.  (No, really.)  We were holding the line on our numbers, so this was a good deal all the way around, and the shelter was happy to get a cute, young, adoptable dog and send us their elderly disabled one. 

A few weeks later we got a call from a family that had just adopted Buddy from that shelter, and they'd heard we still had his sister.  They loved Buddy and wanted to know if they could adopt her as well.  I said, "You know, that would be terrific, why don't you come out next weekend and meet us and Holly?"

Pleased as punch, I went outside to find Alayne and tell her the great news.

I was met with an ice-cold stare.

"Um, did you hear me?  We've got Holly adopted!"

Silence.  Uh oh.  The frosty look told me I had really screwed up.  But how?

"We can't adopt out Holly," she said.

Completely befuddled, I said, "Say what?"

It turned out that Miss Marker had become very attached to this dog, and was not about to adopt her out.  This was news to me.  (Uh, clearly.)  She also thought that Holly would upset things with Buddy's new family, because the two of them together were a real handful -- a lot of noisy energy feeding off each other.  They could sound like an entire coyote pack.

I said -- being a bottom-line kind of guy -- that Holly wasn't disabled and thus didn't need to be here, but that if she stayed, she wasn't going to count towards our limit.  I insisted, "We aren't going to turn away a disabled dog because Holly being here keeps us at our limit.  If she stays, she doesn't count."  This was really throwing down the gauntlet, because Miss Marker was the taskmaster when it came to enforcing the numbers.

Being an attorney, though, black is never really black and white is never really white (gray, anyone?), and I knew she was going to try and find a way around this.  But I had given her a binary choice, and I wasn't sure how she was going to respond.

The frosty look continued, and without saying another word, she walked off in a huff. 

Hmm. 

About ten minutes later, Miss Marker returned.  She looked at me -- I would like to say lovingly, but that wasn't it -- and muttered between clenched teeth:  "Okay, she doesn't count."

That was an enormous concession on her part, and though I had sort of "won," it didn't feel like a win.  Perhaps because she was still glowering at me.

In any case, that's how Holly got to stay.

I called the family back and told them that, to borrow an expression, "What we have here is a failure to communicate...."

Miss Marker and Holly have continued to be quite the devoted pair over the years.  The disorder they create (which I wrote about in that original blog post) still follows in their wake, and years ago led me to start calling the two of them "Miss Mayhem, Director of Camp Run-a-mok, and her assistant, Sister Chaos."

Needless to say, I was delighted to see Holly pick up a quiet, solitary hobby like dishwashing.

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Comments

[Nina]

Steve, I thoroughly enjoyed hearing Holly's story! I can understand exactly why Alayne couldn't part with her! Holly sure knew how to tug on Alayne's heartstrings! Way to go, precious pup! She knew she had a good going at the ranch! How is Buddy doing?

[randi]

A story about Mom and one of her minions!

I love stories about Alayne, and this one is wonderful. And the picture of the fur kids walking back to the ranch with mom-priceless.

thanks for making my day RDR!

[Ann]

Holly, you should ask Steve and Alayne if you could do your pre-washing on the human dishes, too! No left on gunk LOL. Alayne sure knew what she was doing when she said Holly was staying :) Love the pictures and the way you wrote about Holly!

PLEASE KEEP VOTING, THIRD PLACE IS ONLY .03 POINTS BEHIND RDR AND CATCHING UP FAST!!

[ginger]

I loved this story! Seems Holly knows that Alayne went to bat for her, so she's keeping her end of the bargain. (better watch out for that mean guy, Steve. He may try to get me adopted out again!) The pics are fantastic. Please give Holly a big hug from me. In fact, hugs all around!
ginger, Tobias & Tlingit

[Anne in Florida]

It is interesting how many of your dogs have found 'jobs' to do at the ranch. They find a way to fill their days and that is precious. I am so glad you appreciate them as the individuals they are. If only more people could look past small differences and see the larger picture.
Note to Alayne, I am glad you stood your ground. Some things are just meant to be and Holly joining your family was one of them. You knew you needed a Director of Home-Ranch Security AND dish pre-washer! Both in one medium sized, brown, furry package, What a bargain!!

[Colleen & In Memory of Sweet Kitty Erin]

ha-ha...You go Holly!!! Earning your keep & getting a couple of extra tidbits of food...smart, smart, smart! And, using the comforter to keep the bowl in place while you clean...again, smart, smart, smart!!!

I loved the story & the way you write, Steve. Someone said it earlier but I felt like I was right there during this "discussion". Just glad I wasn't at the other end of "the look"!!!

[Doe George- Indiana]

Laughter to start my week! I have (2) Holly's at my house:>)
Steve, I must say you can explain a "situation" like no other. My husband even laughed out loud on this post!

[Angela]

LOL :) too funny - I was thinking of Judge Judy when reading this - a tough cookie - in this case Judge Alayne prevails in doggie court - a tough biscuit maybe. Holly is a lucky pup - if you ever get a shot of her standing up in her boxing position, would love to see it.

[Eric]

With all the work you guys put into your Ranch, it must be nice to have a four legged assistant.
HMMM now if only you could get one of the crew to pick up dog pooh and clean litter boxes. Now that would be a good blog.

[Deidra]

Steve, the real important thing here is you GAINED a dishwasher...you can't put a price on that...Does she do windows????

[Lisa in CA]

Thanks for sharing that story. Our lab does an excellent job on the "pre-wash" cycle, too. Very handy.
Once again, as always, your telling of the story was just great! Hope you all had a nice Thanksgiving with lots of yummy bowls for Holly to lick!

[Tammy Stanton]

I love this story. I have 3 dogs and none of them do cute things like this! Very entertaining.

[Glenda]

Great job, Holly! What a bonus...
Love and entertainment; what a bonus. Lesson of the day:
Never doubt a woman's instinct!
Way to go, Alayne~

[Jessica, NL]

Whahahaha... such a funny piece! Steve, with the way you write I feel like I'm peeking over your shoulder right in the middle of the action (but I can be happy about that as I wasn't the receiver of those stares :)). And Alayne, no worries, we all love you even more for falling in love with dogs like Holly!

[Carolyn Kupferschmid]

Well, Holly is definately earning her keep at RDR!!! The habits that animals pick up are so funny! I'm trying to get in extra votes every day at work because it looks like the contest is getting closer. Please, everyone, keep voting and telling others to cast their vote, as well. I know the extra $$$ would come in very handy at RDR!!!

[Linda]

Holly clearly carries her weight around there, what with the pre-cleaning cycle and all. AND she doesn't even scratch the wood floors? I'd say she was an excellent find. And I don't think employees count anyway...

[Leila - Washington]

Never a dull moment on the ranch! LOL!!

[Shirley * James/Portland, OR]

Purrrfect way to start the week! Way to go Holly in helping with the chores around the ranch!

[Cathy Silvestro]

What a great story, truly hilarious! Miss Holly certainly does earn her keep at the ranch. Definitely a keeper! And Steve, I think sometimes you may be "pushing the envelope" a little too far with your better half. Better sleep with one eye open. lol