I looked out the front door after feeding the dogs breakfast the other morning and saw this scene ... blind Willie keeled over, the empty food dish not far from where the body lay sprawled on the ground.
I assume he was sleeping off breakfast, but since I can't bay and he can't speak English, I couldn't ask him. But in any language you'd call this a ridiculous sleeping position. (If you're keeping count, this one is No. 50.)
Now, me personally, I would have selected the thick, cool grass to lie down on, not the hard-packed bare ground. But maybe that was as far as he could make it from the breakfast bowl before being overcome by the urge to keel over and bare all. Who knows?
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